I had a great day yesterday. Me, my human, two human friends and their two superior beings all went out for a walk together. I had the best time ever. My human says I've got dreadful manners but I was just very very excited and wanting to play. We went to some place that's up a hill and had to walk through a wood with loads of mud and old leaves which was great fun, then up on the hill was loads of rabbit poo and stuff for me to roll around in. I don't think my human was very pleased with me for that but I thought it was funny.
We met loads of stranger humans with their superior beings so I chased around with some of them for a while, I did hear my human and our friend humans telling me to come back but I just pretended I couldn't hear them and carried on playing.
One of the best bits of the whole day was when the humans stopped to eat something they called a picnic. This turned out to be lots of sandwiches, crisps and cakes. I was very careful to make sure my human knew I would like to try bits of the picnic but I was good and shared with the two other superior beings.
The funniest thing was when my human got her paw stuck in a rabbit hole and fell right over on her face. She wasn't hurt or anything so I think it's alright to laugh at her, she was laughing at herself too. Honestly she always laughs when she falls over or walks into things.
Bedtime.
What is it with your human and their obsession with tripping and falling?
ReplyDeleteI think it is probably because she knows I'm a superior being and she wants to be as close to me as possible. Or she's worshipping me and doesn't want anyone to figure that out...
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