Not Much

I don't have a lot to say for myself just now.  My human has just had her dinner, really what kind of time is this to have a meal?  I make sure to demand my food at reasonable times of day although I'm not complaining about being given a little nibble of her dinner just now, I had to make sure it was nice for her to have.

Today has been a lazy day.  I'd say it was quiet but it was the opposite.  That noisy metal contraption she insists on carrying around with her AND the noisy plastic contraption in my house were both doing their noisy thing all day and to be honest I find it all incredibly dull.  My human spends lots of time talking into those contraptions and seems to take delight in keeping me awake with her inane chit chat.

Added onto that was the number of visitor humans that came to bang on my door today.  One came and collected what's known as a hoover and I was very pleased by that because I don't like those then I got disappointed because it turns out that the parcel that caused all the upset yesterday contains a brand new one.  I may have to try and eat it.  Then a neighbour human came and said he had another parcel for me, I didn't know it was for me but lets face it; the majority of parcels are for me. The postie also came but I was busy at the time with a bone I borrowed** and so I ignored him.

Well that's it from me for today, I'm going to get my human to put some photos of me on here so you can see how extra handsome I am - the profile picture doesn't do me any justice.


  **note from Danté's human. he stole the bone out of the packet which is inside a box.

Adventures

My human had to go to the vet yesterday so one of my visitor humans came to let me look after him.  He took me to the park and I did my best to behave but just couldn't resist playing with some other superior beings in the park, I think visitor human thought I might never go back to him but I did in the end.  When my human came home she had some sort of patches on both her arms, she says the vet had to do some tests but I don't understand why that needed patches, I don't get patches when I see the vet.  I really don't understand humans and their strange ways.

Anyway, my human was so tired when she got home my visitor human had to go to do whatever it is he does in the daytime and then she and me went for a sleep.  I was worried about her and so I went to go and sleep beside her so I could keep watch over her.


Today we went on a Bus Contraption but I quite liked it this time.  I'm learning that if I lie down quietly it's really not so bad and if I pop my nose up every so often I get a little scratch under the chin to show I'm being good.  This was all my idea, the inferior humans would never think of such a clever thing.  When we got off the Bus Contraption I knew exactly where we were going and so I showed my human the way, just in case she'd forgotten.  So I took her across the road and led her all the way to Maggie's so we could meet our usual human there.  I do get very spoilt when I'm there - lots of cuddles and fuss.

When we came home my human picked up some sort of thing that had come through the door flap and started ranting about it.  It seems that she's not very happy about a "courier" whatever one of those might be.  All I know is that yesterday a parcel was supposed to get here and it didn't.  Then she talked on the noisy metal contraption she carries around with her (i think she calls it her bone but it doesn't smell like a bone) and was quite annoyed after that.  Then, this morning, a parcel did arrive and she was happy I think but still ranting about it.  She said the thing through the door after coming home from Maggie's was "the last straw".

I don't totally know what's going on because she never tells me anything but I am glad that the parcel isn't for me this time.  In fact, I don't approve of the parcel at all because it appears to have a Hoover Contraption in it and I don't like those at all.


*sigh* bedtime.


PS, Danté was indeed very good on the bus today but on the way home he sat cuddled up to the wall and shaking a little bit.  He mistook a tiny dog sitting on a ladies knee as being a cat.  He's terrified of cats.  Shh, don't tell him I told you.  Danté's Human

Non Stop

It's been a busy day in Dante Towers.  I got three parcels in the post and now have a few more toys, new collar and lead and a huge bag of food.  One of the delivery humans gave me a pat but I didn't mind.  This afternoon I had a surprise visitor who brought me a toy which I really like and am carrying around with me.  He was a nice human but too strong for me to pull along on our walk.  I didn't know what a visitor was until today but it seems that a visitor is when a new human comes to Dante Towers to drink tea and bring toys.  Visitor and my human drank tea while I chewed on a rawhide bone.  I was bored with their chitter chatter anyway.  Why do the humans seem to talk so much?  Us superior beings don't bother with all that, just a quick sniff of a bum and wag of a tail then on with the playing.  We have our priorities right.

The human thinks that we're going on a bus tomorrow to see if I like it.  I'm not sure if I'll play along or say I'm not going to do it.  Perhaps if I am able to bribe some treats as a reward for behaving well and I get a walk at the end of it then I'll decide to co-operate.  I have a master plan, of course.  The human doesn't suspect a thing.  It mainly involves as many treats and nice things as I can get for the minimum effort and the human will never guess what I'm up to.

I'm tired now, I've earned a snooze.